Joke: Chuck Norris has always been a pacifist, he's never been afraid to pass a fist through your face.

Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Joke: How is a 9 volt battery like your girlfriend's asshole?

Joke: What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Joke: What do you call a happy cowboy?

Joke: A man's soon to be bride asks him, "What is a penis?"

He tells her, "You'll find out on our wedding night."

Their wedding night comes and he takes down his pants and tells her, "That my dear, is a penis."

His wife replies, "Oh! So it's like a cock, just smaller."