Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: A blonde, brunette, and red head are all talking about what their dreams were when they were kids. The brunette says, "I wanted to be a princess. I was so dumb."

The red head says, "I wanted to be a movie star. I was so crazy."

The blonde says, "I wanted to be the first person to travel around the sun, but I still haven't given up."

The brunette tells her, "If you came that close to the sun you would burn."

The blonde laughs at her, "That's why I would go at night!"

Joke: Chuck Norris almost got Mr. T's role on the A-Team, but then he heard he would have to pity fools.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she wanted a water bed they just threw a tarp over a swimming pool.

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.