Joke: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?

Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?

Joke: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: Some people juggle chainsaws, Chuck Norris chainsaws jugglers.