Joke: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Joke: A man went to the doctor because he could no longer get an erection. The doctor told him to bring his wife in. So the next day the man comes in with his wife. First, the doctor tells her, "Take off all of your clothes." So she does.

Next he tells her, "Now turn around... Okay, good. Now lie down." With this he pulls the man aside and tells him, "You are perfectly healthy. I didn't get a boner either."

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!