Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her on the phone and got an ear infection!

Joke: What do you call a crab that lives in the North Pole?

Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Joke: Three swordsmen are competing to see who is the best in the world. The judges tell the first man to step up and they release a fly. With the flick of his wrist the fly hits the ground in two pieces. The crowd bursts into applause.

Next the judges tell the second man to step up and they release a fly. With two flicks of his wrist the fly hits the ground in four pieces. The crowd explodes in applause.

Finally, they tell the third swordsman to step up and release a fly. He swings wildly at the fly but the fly continues to buzz. The crowd begins to laugh and a judge informs him, "The fly is still alive..."

The man replies, "Yes, but he will never have kids again."