Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in the back of the bus it does a wheelie.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the Kool-Aid guy broke through her wall and yelled "Oh no!"

Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?

Joke: A woman is packing up and about to leaver her husband. When he asks her where she plans on going she says, "I'm going to Las Vegas, I can get $100 a blowjob there."

He laughs and replies, "Good luck living on $300 a year."