Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't tell jokes, he kills them.

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a window and only break one side.

Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, not even blind people can look at her.