Joke: A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, "You'll have to speak to our branch manager."

Joke: Why was the old computer sad?

Joke: When can't your pencil write a check?

Joke: What's the difference between a blonde girl and an NHL player?

Joke: Do you want to hear a math joke?

Joke: What do pigs give on Valentines day?