Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?

Joke: A man is checking into a hotel with his family and whispers to the clerk, "I hope the porn channels are disabled."

The clerk whispered back, "Nope, it's just regular porn you sick bastard."

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.

Joke: What is 50 cent known as in Zimbabwe?

Joke: There's nothing worse than pooping in an elevator. It really takes shit to a new level.

Joke: Have you heard the one about the porn star's penis?