Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here

Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."

Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"

Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.