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Joke: When can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Joke: A very very short man was robbed. The robber was eventually found and questioned by police. They were stunned he could stoop so low.
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Joke: Why do NSA agents make great companions?
22 ratings
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Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".
Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"
The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.
7 ratings
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Joke: One day, a mathematician decides he wants to be a firefighter. So he quits his job and applies to be a firefighter. But the chief doesn't think he is qualified so he gives him a test. He takes him to the alley and sets a dumpster on fire. He asks the mathematician, "What do you do?" The mathematician immediately grabs a hose and puts out the fire.
The chief then asks him, "Now that the fire is out, what do you do?"
Stumped, the mathematician thinks for a minute and says "I can reduce this problem into a problem with known solutions." With this he pulls out a match and sets the dumpster on fire.
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Joke: When is homework not homework?