Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made One Direction scatter.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery!

Joke: Four gay men are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly a blob of cum rises to the surface. One of them says, "Come on, who farted?"