Joke: Why don't people eat clocks?

Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"

A time traveler walks into a bar.

Joke: Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.

Joke: Why are blonde women always mad when they get their licenses?

Joke: Chuck Norris caught all 493 Pokemon... With yellow version.