Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris can spell any word with M&M's.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her Facebook page has to be seen on IMAX.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has triabetes.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.