18 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
9 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she heard it was chilly outside and went to grab her bowl.
12 ratings
0 saves
Joke: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
15 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A mailman is doing his final route after 30 years on the job. At the first house he goes to they give him an expensive watch. The second family is waiting for him and gives him an expensive bottle of wine.
At the third house their is a hot blonde in lingerie. She takes him into her room and they make love for hours. Then she takes him downstairs and makes him waffles. Finally she gives him a card with $10 in it.
He asks her "Why did you do all of this?"
She replies "When I asked my husband what we should do for you he said 'Fuck him. Give him $10 in a card.' The waffles were my idea."
58 ratings
3 saves
Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.