Joke: Three blondes are walking in the forest when they come across some tracks. The first blonde says "These are definitely rabbit tracks."

The second blonde says "Are you crazy? These are bear tracks."

The final blonde says "You're both wrong, these are moose tracks."

They argued for hours until finally the train hit them.

Joke: How many topologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joke: Chuck Norris eats his steak with a spoon.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.