Joke: A man goes to a liquor store and buys some expensive beer. While heading home he stops at a gas station to get some gas. A smoking hot blonde pulls up next to him and sees that he has expensive beer. Sensually, she asks him "I'm always up for a good trade. How about sex for beer?"

He replies "What kind of beer do you have?"

Joke: A snail walks into a car dealership and asks them if he could get an 'S' painted on the hood of a particular car. The salesman asks him why and he responds "I want people to yell 'Look at that S car go!'"

Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.

Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?

Joke: What is thin, white and scary?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!