Joke: Yo mama's so poor, she starts conversations just to get your two cents.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard that 90 percent of crimes happen near your home, she moved.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, the police gave her a ticket for not having tinted windows.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.