Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: Chuck Norris played with LEGO's once as a kid. The Egyptians took credit for it.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she put a peephole in a window.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she gets the mail animal control gets called.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!