Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor told her mother "Here's your treasure", and her mama said "Can we bury it?"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make several trips!

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her she was a booty call, she said "Butts can't talk!"

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion tells her "Stay over there!"

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.