Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: Jalapenos dare each other to taste Chuck Norris.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 episodes!

Joke: Yo mama so fat that she is sacred in India.