Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."