Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: Chuck Norris was in all of the Star Wars movies... You may know him as 'The Force.'

Joke: There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.