Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Why is a lost dalmatian easily found?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!

Joke: It's fun to listen to Russian mothers talk to their kids.

Instead of saying "talk" they say "tak."

Instead of saying 'want' they say "vant."

The cutest one is when they try to tell them "I love you", it usually comes out "You're a fucking disappointment."