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Joke: Interviewer: What would you say was your greatest weakness?
Interviewee: Honesty.
Interviewer: I wouldn't call honesty a weakness.
Interviewee: Honestly, I don't give a fuck what you think.
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Joke: Why is the morning of January 1st the laziest morning of the year?
3 ratings
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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!
3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: The farmer counted 199 cattle in his field.
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Joke: What did the Trick or Treat bucket say to the candy?
45 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)