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Joke: Two guys are at the bar together talking about their wives. The first guy says "Every night I stay out late I go home and I come in as quietly as I can. Then I get into bed as gently as I can and my wife still wakes up to yell at me!"

His friend replies "You're going about it all wrong. When I stay out late I go home and make as much noise as I want. Then I get into bed, feel my wife's body, and ask her if she wants to get busy... She's always fast asleep."


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Joke: Customer: The new one I bought from you sucks more than the old one!
Customer service: I'm glad to hear you are satisfied with your new vacuum sir.


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Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?


Punch line: Hollywood.


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Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?


Punch line: An ether bunny.


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Joke: What is everybody's favorite aspect of mathematics?


Punch line: Knot theory, that's for sure.


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Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?


Punch line: It felt like bacon.


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