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Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?


Punch line: Beef jerky.


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Joke: What does a woman do with her asshole if she wants to have an orgasm?


Punch line: She leaves him at home with the children.


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Joke: A kid is at his interview for a job at a burger joint and is asked "What do you expect to get paid hourly?"

The young man replies "I was thinking about $20 an hour."

The interviewer replies "Okay, we can do that. You can also have one month paid vacation, dental, and medical."

The boy gets excited "Are you joking?!"

The interviewer replies "Yeah, but you started it."


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Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?


Punch line: Because 7 ate 9.


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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?


Punch line: He's irrational and he goes on forever!


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