Joke: How do you make tissues dance?

Joke: What do you do if you are asked to add the numbers from 1 to 100?

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)

Joke: Did you hear that the man who invented the Hokey Pokey died? They couldn't get him into the coffin because they put his left leg in, and then his left leg out. Then they put his left leg in and they shook him all about!