33 ratings
9 saves
Joke: It's Paige's birthday and she has been waiting for her gift from her boyfriend Trevor for months. All he told her was "I got you something that will change your life. It can go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds!"
When it finally comes time for Paige to open her gifts she notices Trevor only had a small gift box in front of him. She eagerly opens it wondering if it is something for her shiny new sports car. She looks at it and says "This can't go from 0 to 200 in a few seconds?"
Trevor replies "It's a scale, just step on it."
4 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do you called a pampered cow?
101 ratings
10 saves
Joke: Little Tommy asks his mom if he can have some animal crackers. His mom gives him a box of crackers and tells him he can have a few. His mom leaves and comes back in a few minutes finding all of the crackers on the floor with Tommy looking through them. His mother asks "What are you doing Tommy?"
Tommy replies "It said don't eat if the seal was already broken. But I can't find a seal!"
3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What do people soak their dentures in?
8 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
134 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the clock break?