Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?

Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?

Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?