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Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?


Punch line: Pedal!


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"

The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"

The dog replies "Bark!"

He asks "What's on top of a house?"

The dog answers "Roof!"

Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"

The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.

The man says "What was that guy's problem?"

The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."


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Joke: John is catching peanuts in his mouth while sitting on the couch next to his wife. John's daughter comes into the house with her date and a peanut gets stuck in John's ear. Her date offers to help him. Her date sticks his fingers into John's nose and tells him to blow. The peanut flies out of his ear. His daughter goes to the kitchen with her date and his wife asks "Do you think she likes him?"

John says "From the smell of his fingers she likes him a lot."


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Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"

The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."

The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."

The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."


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