Joke: Which state is the home of small carbonated refreshments?

Joke: John got his girlfriend pregnant. Ever since then he has changed drastically. He has a new address, phone number, and name.

Joke: What do you call somebody who sees an Apple store getting robbed?

Joke: Wife: Do I look fat in these jeans?
Husband: Can I be completely honest with you without you getting mad?
Wife: Of course!
Husband: And you won't get mad?
Wife: Yeah.
Husband: Okay... I fucked your sister.

Joke: How did the guy go to the costume party as premature ejaculation?

Joke: Two priests are driving a white van when they get pulled over by a police officer. The officer tells them, "Sorry to pull you over, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The priests look at each other for a moment and the driver turns back to the police officer and says, "We'll do it!"