Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!

Joke: What did the blonde ask when her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she crushed me with her shadow.

Joke: Why did the ghost go to the bar?