Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she uses hair spray on her pet rabbit.

Joke: A man is sitting next to a woman and her baby. The woman begins to breastfeed, but her baby won't take it. So she tells the baby, "If you don't drink it the nice man is going to have to take it."

Five minutes later she tries again and the baby still won't take it. So she tells her, "Come on, I'm going to give it to this nice man."

Another five minutes goes by and the baby still won't take it. The anxious man blurts out "Come on kid, make up your mind! I was supposed to get off 5 stops ago!"

Joke: Why are coffins so hard to sell?

Joke: A man and his wife have been having some problems in bed so one day the woman tells her husband, "Maybe you should get some pills to help you out." He agrees.

When he gets home from work she asks him if he got the pills. He replies, "Yeah, here you go," and with this he throws her a bottle of diet pills.

Joke: When does a gnat have its best ideas?

Joke: How do sheep get clean?