Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: A blonde, a brunette, and a red headed mother are talking about their daughters. The brunette tells them, "I found cigarettes in my daughter's room, I can't believe she smokes!"

The read head said "I know, I found some beer in my daughter's room. I couldn't believe it!"

The blonde says "That's nothing! I found condoms in my daughter's room. I never knew she had a penis!"

Joke: A blonde woman comes home to discover her husband naked in bed. He begins to have a heart attack so she runs to the phone to call the police. At this point her daughter runs up to her and says "Aunt Lilly is in your closet and she's naked."

The blonde woman slams down the phone and runs to the closet and opens the door. Sure enough, there is her sister hiding behind their clothes. The blonde woman, now furious, yells "My husband is having a heart attack and all you are doing is running around naked scaring my kids?"

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats steak with a plastic spork.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she's the only person who can legally carry around 100 kilo of crack!