Joke: Yo mama's so fat, you have to check Google Maps for her baby photos.

Joke: Some people say the answer to everything is Chuck Norris, this is also Chuck Norris' shoe size. Coincidence?

Joke: Some people can ride their bikes with no handlebars... Chuck Norris rides his handlebars with no bike.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claire!
Claire who?
Claire the way! I'm coming in!

Joke: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Joke: A man is walking down the street and sees a woman with extremely large boobs. As he is passing her he asks, "If I gave you $100 could I bite your boobs?"

She tells him to back off and continues on her way. Then he catches up to her and asks, "If I gave you $1,000 could I bite your boobs?"

Again she refuses and yells at him. But once again he catches up. This time he asks her, "If I gave you $10,000 could I bite your boobs?"

She decides that that is too much money to pass up, so she agrees. She takes off her shirt and bra. He fondles them and bounces them with his hands for a while until she asks, "Well aren't you going to bite them?"

He replies "No thanks, that's too expensive."