Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: What did one window say to the other window?

Joke: Two girls, one blonde and one brunette, are walking down the street and they see an attractive guy. They strike up a conversation with him and notice he has dandruff. After they part ways the brunette tells the blonde, "We should give him Head & Shoulders."

The blonde replies "How do you give shoulders?"

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, every time she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning!