Joke: A teenage boy taught his mother how to use Google Images. He told her, "You can search for anything you want and it gives you pictures."

"So I could look up a delicious cream pie?" His mother offered.

"Anything except that."

Joke: Two boys, John and Tommy, walk into a candy story. While in the store John steals 4 candy bars and puts them in his pocket. When the boys leave John brags, "I stole 3 candy bars, beat that!"

Tommy says "No problem, just follow me." They go back into the store and Tommy approaches one of the shopkeepers.

He asks the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic sir?" The man says yes and Tommy immediately opens 4 candy bars and eats them as fast as he can.

The shopkeeper, who is now angry, asks "Where is the magic?"

Tommy replies "The candy bars are now in my friend's pockets."

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?

Joke: A man walks up to a house and knocks on the door. A woman answers the door and the man yells "Do you have a vagina?" The woman slams the door in his face. He knocks again and asks the same question, this time she replies "Go away!" This continues for hours.

The woman tells her husband about this and he decides to stay home the next day. Sure enough they see the man coming to the door. The husband hides and his wife answers the door. The man yells "Do you have a vagina?" The woman answers yes. Then the man tells her "Does your husband know that? Maybe if he did he would stop using my wife's."

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?

Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?