Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...

Joke: A blonde woman walks into a library and walks up to the librarian. She tells her "I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

The librarian, slightly annoyed, tells her "Honey, this is a library. Not a McDonald's."

The blonde, extremely embarrassed, whispers "I'm sorry. I'll have a double cheese burger, medium fries, and a large drink."

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.