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Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.


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Joke: A man is trying to find a spot to park at his favorite bar but it's to busy. After ten minutes of looking he looks up to the sky and says "God, if you get me a space I will pray every day and go to church every Sunday like I should."

Suddenly a great spot opens up right in front of him. He looks up again with excitement and says "Never mind, I found one."


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Joke: Two nuns are taking a walk when they are attacked by vampires. One of the nuns yells "Sister Annie! Show them your cross!"

Sister Annie runs at the vampires and yells "Get the fuck out of here!"


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Joke: What did one mountain say to the other mountain?


Punch line: Hey Cliff!


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Joke: Why was everybody extremely surprised when Sally failed her driving test?


Punch line: She had Tweeted five times how great it was going.


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Joke: What do you call someone who has herpes, AIDS, and hepatitis C?


Punch line: An incurable romantic.


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