Joke: The Mississippi River was once called The Chuck Norris Stream. But nobody would cross it.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, not even Dora can explore her!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, that for Halloween her trick was the treat.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she had three guesses on a coin flip and still lost.