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Joke: For Chuck Norris all bottles are squeeze bottles.
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Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.
3 ratings
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Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!
7 ratings
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Joke: Ozzy Osbourne stole the idea of biting a bats head off from Chuck Norris... The only difference is that Chuck used a pterodactyl.
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Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.