Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom she said "Third bucket on the right."

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she speaks her mind she's speechless.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she eats wheat thicks!

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody ordered a small fry from her she started ripping them in half.