Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she scared the crap out of the toilet.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat, she sat on her iPhone and it turned into an iPad!

Joke: Yo mama is stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, last time I saw something as ugly as her, I pinned a tail on it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went into the Gap, and filled it!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!