Joke: Chuck Norris once cloned himself and decided to fight his clone. You may ask who won the fight? Chuck Norris did.

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Joke: Most people think America is a democracy. Nope, it's a Chucktatorship.

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.