Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Big ish Big ish who? Not today, thanks love.

Joke: Girl: So my mom went to the store last night and.... Boy: Wait! Don't talk about your mom. I forgot to bring the old tenement so I could follow along!

Joke: What is Luke Skywalker's favorite Italian dish?

Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?

Joke: What do you say when you've picked the wrong meat?

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.