Joke: Yo mama so ugly that One Direction went the other direction!

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Shoot! Shoot who. Geez, calm down don't shoot anyone!

Joke: Q: How do you get a male deer to go away?

Joke: Do you live in Missouri or do you live in misery?

Joke: Why did the badger cross the road?

Joke: 1. You can't wash yours eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried # 3. 6. When you did 3 you realized it was possible, but you looked like a dog when you did it. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped # 5. 9. You just checked to see if there was a 5. Add a comment if I got you!