Joke: Have you heard of the new serious pills?

Joke: If a blowjob makes your day, what does anal do?

Joke: What's the best part of the new big rig movie?

Joke: A girl hits puberty and starts to grow hair between her legs. She asks her mom what's going on to which she replies, "Don't worry about that, that's your monkey. It's natural that your monkey will grow hair."

Later at dinner the girl tells her older sister, "Guess what? My monkey already started growing hair!."

Her older sister replies, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor after hurting herself. The doctor tells her, "You're going to have to take it easy at work for a couple of weeks." He then gives her a note for her employer.

When the blonde brings the note to her employer he tells her, "Okay, I guess you're going to have to have light duty for the next few weeks."

The blonde replies, "Oh no! I don't know how to change lights."

Joke: What do dwarfs and midgets have in common?