Joke: What's another name for a female private investigator?

Joke: A pirate goes to the doctor to have a few of the moles on his back checked out. When the doctor is finished he tells the pirate, "You're okay, they're benign."

The pirate responds, "Check again doc, there be at least twelve of them."

Joke: Why don't they have rehab for cars addicted to brake fluid?

Joke: What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive?

Joke: Did you know that 9 out of 10 guys masturbate regularly?

Joke: What's the difference between good pussy and good weed?