Joke: Why do dermatologists always take their time?

Joke: Why doesn't Switzerland make good cars?

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?

Joke: A lady is on a flight from India to the United States. She stands up and yells, "Is there a doctor on board?!"

A man stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what's the problem?"

She replies, "Want to meet my daughter?"

Joke: Two nuns are driving down the road one day and come to a fork and turn left. One nun tells the other, "I've never come this way before."

The other replies, "I know, it's great. It's the cobblestones."